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softrayne 56F
1876 posts
4/13/2021 1:02 pm

Last Read:
5/4/2021 10:16 am

Life on the Serengeti. aka Alt IM


*narrated by David Attenborough*

softrayne 56F
3088 posts
4/13/2021 1:04 pm

The female submissive steps gingerly on to the IM grasslands. She had seen a potential mate was on IM, and although she had never ventured to this part of the grasslands, she had bravely attempted to try it, even knowing of Alt’s various primates proclivities.

Nervously she switches her IM to active, and sends out a short mating call-hello? Are you perchance active on IM?

But her call goes unanswered by her intended.

But BAM, within 60 seconds of an active IM, she goes from a lioness in her own right, to a wounded zebra with a broken leg.

BAM!

The lions, and the hyenas show up. There are packs of wild dogs, and leopards. Oh my.

The lion mentions doing something she had never even heard of before.
The hyenas are rude and hyper sexual.
The wild dogs offer a harmless yet uninteresting hello.
The leopards grown and attempt to dominate immediately.

Confused and overwhelmed, the submissive turns off her IM, vowing never to return to this part of the site.

Her potential beloved, perhaps lost, unless another means of communication is found.


Plzrmeister 67M  
10144 posts
4/13/2021 1:24 pm

Perhaps one of the most realistic narratives of a submissive visiting the IM one will ever read.

I feel for a submissive who ventures there. This place bursts at the seams with idiots, wannabes and morons.

Make Women Female Again


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 10:15 am:
Hi Plzr, thank you for stopping in and commenting. I shall never go again, I honestly had no idea, well, I mean I knew idiots ran amok on Alt in general, but the IM system seems to be infested with them. I hope you read that in your best Attenborough voice

Heatseeker696 74M  
128 posts
4/13/2021 1:30 pm

I could never see you as anyones prey !!


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 10:12 am:
Hi S, thanks for popping in, where've you been hiding yourself dearie?
I kind of identify with aliljaded's tag line-not easy prey, but willing-at least for the proper predator Dom, not some random jackass *L* But the IM guys all fell in the later catagory.

bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4025 posts
4/13/2021 2:00 pm

lmfao soo true girl!


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 10:13 am:
Right?!?!

Bumtingler 64M
63 posts
4/13/2021 2:27 pm

Most people I chat to on IM are amazed by the feral nature of some so called Doms on here. Perhaps a better shout would be misogynists!


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 4:42 pm:
Hello Bum, thank you for stopping in and commenting. I was most certainly amazed, and I'm no newbie, but damn!

alwaysassertive 63M

4/13/2021 2:47 pm

I never go to im. I get the impression that's where people go looking for a fuck and that's not who I am. I don't want to giive someone the impression I'm interested in something physical when I may be just wanting to know someone better. I would rather meet someone by reading their post or response to a blog. It gives me a better indication of who someone is. I can't say my interpretations have always been correct. Sometimes I've really been wrong about someone. This seems to be the year for poor choices. Perhaps focusing on self improvement will bring some rewards. That's what I'm doing. Good luck with whatever life choices you make.


softrayne replies on 5/3/2021 7:24 pm:
I couldn't agree more!! Although it was a lesson learned the hard way. I much prefer the blogs myself. the interactions here seem much more real to me, and you develop a "sense" of a person, and/or can amke some actual friends. be well, rayne

NoNonsense_Dom 70M  
1517 posts
4/13/2021 3:01 pm

Well dear lady, you did the right thing with venturing out (if your still looking for that special sir), but you now know that there are thousands of Sharks/Rogues (notice I did not call them dominants) out there looking for fresh meat to feast upon, and for most, they would move on to the next carcass as soon as they had their initial fill from the first meet. It is a shame that you didn't block them as they sent their 'enticing' message. 5 days of doing that would have definitely lessened the pool by hundreds of thousands and given you genuine dominants to wade through rather than all those marauding packs.


softrayne replies on 5/3/2021 7:25 pm:
Hi Nononsene *smiles* I'm not sure even 5 weeks would make a dent in these assholes *L*

rope_n_cuffs 78M  
945 posts
4/13/2021 3:02 pm

I have given up on IM. Too many wolves in sheep's clothing and the other way round. Greetings delivered and never read. Occasionally a conversation that starts then abruptly stops without reason. Total waste of time.


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 4:44 pm:
Hi rope, yes I agree wholeheartedly, a complete waste of time!

mistress_black_d 60F
184 posts
4/13/2021 3:15 pm

I love that you have used humour to highlight an all too common experience on this (and other) dating/adult sites.

That and the fact David Attenborough is one of the few men who would have be welcome in my bed had brought a big smile on my face.

Thanks for sharing.


softrayne replies on 5/3/2021 7:28 pm:
Hello mistress, thank you so much for stopping in and commenting. I am delighted to hear you found my scribblings amusing! Mr. Attenborough does sound just so....so, cultured and intelligent. Two of my favorite traits in a man.

chaosattractor 58F
142 posts
4/13/2021 4:01 pm

what a great read, thanks. I don't really use IM but i love the broadcast feature to relay different aspects of my personality that aren't readily understood by text based mediums. i control the narrative and therefore ban users from my feed on a regular basis. enjoy your time.


softrayne replies on 5/3/2021 7:30 pm:
Good evening chaos, love the name btw, thank you for stopping in and commenting. Apparently I need to become more familiar with the ban button. Be well, rayne.

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9554 posts
4/13/2021 4:06 pm

I rarely use IM and my profile indicates that I'm using it. If I could disable it I would.

Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 4:56 pm:
Yet another example of superlative Alt service *L*

drmgirl622 68F  
25884 posts
4/13/2021 4:23 pm

You, as the lioness, have the power of the pride behind you.


softrayne replies on 5/3/2021 7:30 pm:
...and your gonna hear me ROAR!!

DrDoppler 67M
80 posts
4/13/2021 11:47 pm

The perfect analogy!


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 4:44 pm:
Thank you Doppler *smiles*

jenny14 75T  
90125 posts
4/14/2021 12:37 am

rayne

I love the analogy you have drawn and hope you find your potential Love
somehow


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 4:45 pm:
Thank you jen, we are trying to set something up on another site, but so far it's been missed connections.

BostonBoi 55M
17245 posts
4/14/2021 11:12 am

Drop me a line if you ever see me on there (not that I ever really use it but I have in the past). Don't worry about interrupting me...I'm such an experienced and accomplished skin flautist that I can finish a wank AND a conversation simultaneously.

"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
---George Orwell


softrayne replies on 4/15/2021 4:50 pm:
Hi bb, I love you dearly, but not even for you friend, will I venture back into that arena. Besides half the time the system says someone is on IM when they're not. Although I am glad to hear you've perfected one handed typing. It's still a bit of a struggle for me

yermaineman 65M
383 posts
4/19/2021 1:53 pm

So, how did you get David Attenborough?!? 😎
My take on the IM is somewhere between "yeah I want cheesy poofs!" and "WHOA, WHOA,... nice shootin Tex!!!"
Love the narration.
Cheers.


softrayne replies on 4/22/2021 3:27 pm:
Hello Maine, thank you for stopping by my blog and commenting. *smiles* I find your description quite apt as well. Who else besides Attenborough to narrate such jungle adventures?


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