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Life on the Serengeti. aka Alt IM *narrated by David Attenborough* |
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The female submissive steps gingerly on to the IM grasslands. She had seen a potential mate was on IM, and although she had never ventured to this part of the grasslands, she had bravely attempted to try it, even knowing of Alt’s various primates proclivities. Nervously she switches her IM to active, and sends out a short mating call-hello? Are you perchance active on IM? But her call goes unanswered by her intended. But BAM, within 60 seconds of an active IM, she goes from a lioness in her own right, to a wounded zebra with a broken leg. BAM! The lions, and the hyenas show up. There are packs of wild dogs, and leopards. Oh my. The lion mentions doing something she had never even heard of before. The hyenas are rude and hyper sexual. The wild dogs offer a harmless yet uninteresting hello. The leopards grown and attempt to dominate immediately. Confused and overwhelmed, the submissive turns off her IM, vowing never to return to this part of the site. Her potential beloved, perhaps lost, unless another means of communication is found.
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Perhaps one of the most realistic narratives of a submissive visiting the IM one will ever read. I feel for a submissive who ventures there. This place bursts at the seams with idiots, wannabes and morons. Make Women Female Again
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I could never see you as anyones prey !!
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lmfao soo true girl!
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Most people I chat to on IM are amazed by the feral nature of some so called Doms on here. Perhaps a better shout would be misogynists!
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4/13/2021 2:47 pm |
I never go to im. I get the impression that's where people go looking for a fuck and that's not who I am. I don't want to giive someone the impression I'm interested in something physical when I may be just wanting to know someone better. I would rather meet someone by reading their post or response to a blog. It gives me a better indication of who someone is. I can't say my interpretations have always been correct. Sometimes I've really been wrong about someone. This seems to be the year for poor choices. Perhaps focusing on self improvement will bring some rewards. That's what I'm doing. Good luck with whatever life choices you make.
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Well dear lady, you did the right thing with venturing out (if your still looking for that special sir), but you now know that there are thousands of Sharks/Rogues (notice I did not call them dominants) out there looking for fresh meat to feast upon, and for most, they would move on to the next carcass as soon as they had their initial fill from the first meet. It is a shame that you didn't block them as they sent their 'enticing' message. 5 days of doing that would have definitely lessened the pool by hundreds of thousands and given you genuine dominants to wade through rather than all those marauding packs.
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I have given up on IM. Too many wolves in sheep's clothing and the other way round. Greetings delivered and never read. Occasionally a conversation that starts then abruptly stops without reason. Total waste of time.
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I love that you have used humour to highlight an all too common experience on this (and other) dating/adult sites. That and the fact David Attenborough is one of the few men who would have be welcome in my bed had brought a big smile on my face. Thanks for sharing.
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what a great read, thanks. I don't really use IM but i love the broadcast feature to relay different aspects of my personality that aren't readily understood by text based mediums. i control the narrative and therefore ban users from my feed on a regular basis. enjoy your time.
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I rarely use IM and my profile indicates that I'm using it. If I could disable it I would. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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You, as the lioness, have the power of the pride behind you.
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The perfect analogy!
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rayne I love the analogy you have drawn and hope you find your potential Love somehow A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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Drop me a line if you ever see me on there (not that I ever really use it but I have in the past). Don't worry about interrupting me...I'm such an experienced and accomplished skin flautist that I can finish a wank AND a conversation simultaneously. "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." ---George Orwell
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So, how did you get David Attenborough?!? 😎 My take on the IM is somewhere between "yeah I want cheesy poofs!" and "WHOA, WHOA,... nice shootin Tex!!!" Love the narration. Cheers.
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